Most of the women in your life will outlast the men in your life. The SNL ladies — Maya Rudolph, Rachel Dratch, Tina — and I text pictures of our kids back and forth all the time. It keeps us connected. As my nanny used to say, the older you get the more important it is to know people that knew you when. | Amy Poehler
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That’s good service.
We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..
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Famous paintings come to life in 3D sculptures of nature’s destructive tendencies.
Wow I really like this
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Target employee 5sos
Michael: works in the electronics and gaming section, gets yelled at occasionally for playing the games but claims he’s “demonstrating” how they work.
Calum: works in clothing, complimenting customers on their choices with a smile.
Luke: the cashier who’s always busy because all the teenage girls insist on going into his line even when there are open registers available.
Ashton: supervisor who makes sure that Michael doesn’t get fired but also occasionally works in Toys.
HER ARTPOP COULD MEAN ANYTHING
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE IM CRYING
Amy said she trusted me, that I would know the right thing to say on her behalf…
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I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”
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