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chad, 15, extraordinarily average.

damianimated:

One time working at Disney World this guy came up to me saying that two men were being “feminine” in the restroom and I thought that was code for them fuckin and then I went in to ask them to stop and there were just two dudes putting on makeup and I helped one pick out eye shadow

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spoken-not-written:

jawngreenyoukiller:

howimetyoureffingmother:

favourite person in the world.

^

everybodyone

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Most of the women in your life will outlast the men in your life. The SNL ladies — Maya Rudolph, Rachel Dratch, Tina — and I text pictures of our kids back and forth all the time. It keeps us connected. As my nanny used to say, the older you get the more important it is to know people that knew you when. | Amy Poehler

Most of the women in your life will outlast the men in your life. The SNL ladies — Maya Rudolph, Rachel Dratch, Tina — and I text pictures of our kids back and forth all the time. It keeps us connected. As my nanny used to say, the older you get the more important it is to know people that knew you when. | Amy Poehler

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idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..

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timothydelaghetto:

turnerejg:

fleshbeing:

veralynn23

Valerie Hegarty

Famous paintings come to life in 3D sculptures of nature’s destructive tendencies.

Wow I really like this

Wow

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noctstiel:

oh-mrwinchester-oh:

fasterfood:

oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…

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goD DAMNIT

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pratzels:

this is the funniest fucking comic i have ever seen in my life and i look at it about once every two weeks and think about how there’s no point in anyone making comics because this just… accomplished everything that needed accomplishing

pratzels:

this is the funniest fucking comic i have ever seen in my life and i look at it about once every two weeks and think about how there’s no point in anyone making comics because this just… accomplished everything that needed accomplishing

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your-daisyfreshgirl:

stunningpicture:

Chinese doctors bowing down to a 11 year old boy diagnosed with brain cancer who managed to save several lives by donating his organs to the hospital he was being treated in shortly before his death.

Incredible

your-daisyfreshgirl:

stunningpicture:

Chinese doctors bowing down to a 11 year old boy diagnosed with brain cancer who managed to save several lives by donating his organs to the hospital he was being treated in shortly before his death.

Incredible

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Target employee 5sos

irwinsaur:

Michael: works in the electronics and gaming section, gets yelled at occasionally for playing the games but claims he’s “demonstrating” how they work.

Calum: works in clothing, complimenting customers on their choices with a smile.

Luke: the cashier who’s always busy because all the teenage girls insist on going into his line even when there are open registers available.

Ashton: supervisor who makes sure that Michael doesn’t get fired but also occasionally works in Toys.

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Entitled
  • Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
  • Therapist: Why?
  • Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
  • Therapist: And?
  • Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
  • Therapist: Touche

mermaidhotel:

HER ARTPOP COULD MEAN ANYTHING

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xxartpopxx:

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE IM CRYING

WHERES ASIA?!?!

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Amy said she trusted me, that I would know the right thing to say on her behalf…

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bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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